I was a lone street dog for a long time, sleeping in the sewers and eating lizards, just trying to stay out of the way of cars. Then, one day I wandered
into the open garage of my foster family! What luck! They got me healthy, spayed, and microchipped! I love cuddling with their five kids, and I also love taking puppy pile naps and playing with their big red dog. But frankly, sometimes red dog can be really annoying, and she gets on my nerves. I don’t want to sound ungrateful or anything because I know my foster family loves me, but I would really prefer a place without annoying dogs. Humans big and small? The more, the merrier. I love them all.
MAD SKILLS: READY TO CHILL
Housebroken and crate trained? Yes. Sit and stay? Place and free? Yup. Walk on a leash? Nailed it. Obey the rules of invisible fencing? Begrudgingly, but I do. Wait patiently for my food? Always. Play fetch at the beach? Absolutely, I can swim, just throw the stick. Snuggle with you? All night long…
PROMISES TO MY NEW OWNER
I will protect you. I will give you kisses. I will try to join you in the shower. I will lie down for belly rubs. I will sleep as close as I possibly can to you. I will stay by your side for as long as you need me. I will be your new best friend.